| Labrador Retriever puppies seem to be for sale | | | | 4. All Labrador Retriever puppies in this home will be |
| everywhere these days. From Georgia to Michigan, | | | | given good, nourishing dog food everyday. You will not |
| Temecula to Hawaii, Labrador Retriever puppies have | | | | supplement that food by chewing my shoes, furniture, |
| become very popular. Your new puppy may be a | | | | and other belongings. You will not beg at the table, |
| black, chocolate, or yellow Lab. Labrador Retriever | | | | laying your soft, cuddly head on my lap to coerce a |
| puppies are cute, but they are energetic, too, and | | | | bite from my plate. |
| require immediate training. | | | | 5. I know that Labrador Retriever puppies want to bite |
| Labrador Retriever puppies need 10 commandments - | | | | and gnaw, but you will not bite and gnaw on people. If |
| or maybe more! From the puppies' standpoint, the 10 | | | | you were home with your mother, she and your litter |
| commandments should be given to the humans who | | | | mates would soon teach you not to do it. I'll give you |
| will care for them. For example: | | | | bones to chew instead. |
| * You must take me out for long walks at least 3 | | | | 6. All Labrador Retriever puppies get a stomach ache |
| times a day. | | | | when they eat the wrong things. If you feel sick, you |
| * You must feed me from your plate when I whine | | | | must never throw up inside the house - especially not |
| and beg. | | | | on the carpet or on any of MY clothing! |
| * You must let me sleep in your bed with you so I don't | | | | 7. I understand that Labrador Retriever puppies simply |
| get lonely. | | | | must tell everybody how exciting life is, but please do it |
| You are intelligent enough to know that would be a big | | | | quietly. You must never, never try to tell the whole |
| mistake. You must be in charge, and you must have | | | | neighborhood, especially in the middle of the night. |
| rules for your Labrador Retriever puppies. For your | | | | 8. All Labrador Retriever puppies in this home must |
| help, and with a bit of tongue-in-cheek, we offer the | | | | understand that the house is not a glorious obstacle |
| following. | | | | course. You must not race from one end of the house |
| Labrador Retriever Puppies' 10 Commandments from | | | | to the other. You must not use the furniture when |
| a Human Standpoint | | | | playing keep away. |
| 1. As long as they live under my roof, Labrador | | | | 9. I know that Labrador Retriever puppies love running |
| Retriever puppies will do as I say. When I say "come," | | | | in the rain. I do not! You will ask to go out in the rain |
| you will come. When I say "sit," you will sit. I am the | | | | only when you absolutely must. You will then do your |
| boss - leader of the pack. | | | | business quickly so that I can get dry again. |
| 2. Labrador Retriever puppies will always tell me when | | | | 10. All Labrador Retriever puppies in this house will like |
| they need to relieve themselves. We will go outside, | | | | the people that I like, and behave properly around them. |
| which is the only place you may do this. And on the | | | | You will NEVER slobber all over people, even though |
| same subject, Labrador Retriever puppies will learn not | | | | you may love them. |
| to make water simply because they are excited or | | | | Labrador Retriever Puppies' 10 Commandments From |
| acting submissive. | | | | a Pet's Standpoint |
| 3. I have given you Labrador Retriever puppies | | | | If you are looking for the 10 commandments from a |
| comfortable beds. You will sleep in your beds - not in | | | | pet's standpoint, you will find them on several websites. |
| my bed, not in the cat's bed, and not in the children's | | | | The Dog Listener is a British site that lists them. Ontario |
| beds. | | | | Pet Rescue also lists them. |